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1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！
2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！
6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！
10. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！
2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！
6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！
10. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！
Naked Chinese Man vs. Car
Birth of 2010’s most awesome environmental protector — – Brother Power! His resplendent debut shocks the whole world
Last Sunday, Little Mopper [referring to self as a Mop member] and friend went to the local IT shopping center to fix his poor PSP, but while crossing the street witnessed this — – the resplendent debut of 2010 most awesome environmental protector, Brother Power.
I saw this big brother squatting low, mustering all his effort, roaring: “Give me power!!!”
And the car was actually slightly lifted up!!
Little Mopper at this time thought this was someone doing performance art, and wanted to have a look.
The driver, after being momentarily stunned, finally got out of the car and loudly snapped, hoping to drive away Brother Power, but Brother Power’s firm and resolute expression showed his determination!
So what exactly was he trying to do? The driver also wanted to know.
This motorcycle brother happened to pass by, and seemed to be stunned as well! And at the same time, the surrounding onlookers “who do not know the truth” also grew in number.
At this time, Brother Power loudly shouted a representative declaration: “Evil and ugly modern society, retreat!!!!” At the same time, he once again used his strength to lift the taxi!
The driver had no choice but to call the police. Afterward began a half hour of helpless waiting!
Seeing Brother Power’s unrelenting spirit, a security guard went up to ask Brother Power the reason for his actions!
Brother Power’s expression unrelenting, revealed the reason: “Ugly modern society must retreat!! By 2012, my power will be enough, and I will thoroughly destroy this ugly modern society!!!”
Our police finally arrived.
Seeing Brother Power’s strong body, they could not help but ask: “You exposing yourself in broad daylight in front of everyone, don’t you think that is ugly?”
Brother Power immediately responded: “Me ugly? You running dog of modern society! It is you who is the most ugly, modern society that is the most ugly.”
After saying this, he yanked the police officer’s towel, wanting to throw it on the ground.
Unexpected, our brave and resourceful police seized the opportunity, and three to five people together put Brother Power onto the ground.
“Each mountain has a higher mountain”, Brother Power makes a cunning getaway, sliding under the car. Sticking his hand out pointing at the crowd, he loudly declared: “Modernity does not dare crush me!! Modernity retreat!!”
With this, even our seasoned police had helpless expressions!
At this time, our doctor also hurried to the scene, scratching his head thinking how to deal with the tenacious Brother Power!
After persisting for nearly half an hour, our police and doctor used quickness to suppress Brother Power.
But when entering the doctor’s car in the end, Brother Power last words deeply shook Little Mopper: “Modern society will retreat!!! I will be back!!”
Hope this won’t be river crabbed!!!
Hebei Zhengding old city gate fire burns down thousand year old building
China News Service, Shijiazhuang, February 19th. Zhengding County, Hebei Province, related agency’s latest report, preliminary investigation indicate that fireworks landing on the gate was the cause of the Zhengding South Gate fire. This fire disaster cost nearly 1 million RMB, with no death or injuries reported.
The night of February 18th at 8:19pm, a fire occurred at the Zhengding South Gate completed in 2001, the fire department immediately arrived at the scene and fully engaged the fire. The fire was completely put out by 12 am that same night. This fire disaster covered an area of 400 square meters, composed of a two story wooden tower, at a loss of nearly 1 million yuan.
This China News Service reporter rushed to the scene on the same night and saw about 16-17 fire trucks participating in fighting the fire, with the fire causing the South Gate’s two story wooden structure modeled after old city gates to fall apart.
The old city of Zhengding has over 1600 years of history. Earthwork began in the Eastern Jin period, stonework in the Northern Zhou period, expanded during the Tang Dynasty into an earth-mounded city, further expanded during the Ming dynasty into a 24 li (1/2km) brick city. Today’s remaining Zhengding city walls are relics from the Ming Dynasty, 8106 meters of the city wall remains. Zhengding city’s most magnificent four gates, The Yingxu East Gate, Later changed to Huancui, The Changle South Gate, The Zhenyuan West Gate, and the Yongan North Gate. Over years of corrosion, the west and north gate already lost its former glory, the east gate was lost through construction. Today’s South Gate with 50 meters of city walls along each side was result of Zhengding County officials appealing to the people to donate old city bricks, while investing 3.99 million RMB for its reconstruction in 2001.
Source: Chinasmack /Hebei.com.cn